We left Houghton and drove into Parktown, an even fancier suburb of Joburg. If you thought things couldn't get any fancier, you are wrong. Parktown has the UltraMansions. This one is entitled "The View." I shit you not, that is its name. The View is ostensibly the oldest house left standing in Johannesburg. It was the home of Sir Thomas Cullinan, a diamond magnate. Fuckin RichieRiches.