Sheriff telling the story of Osiris, Set, and Horus, using my tourmates as actors. As he was telling the story, some other tourists wandered in behind us, at which point Sheriff switched over to telling the story, "And then the aliens came, and the spaceships landed..." to prevent them from eavesdropping and getting a mythology lesson for free. He did this throughout the whole trip. Ladies and gentlemen, get ready, get excited! It's the moment you've been waiting for all your lives! It's... a Real Life Meme!