The menu was organized by spirit in a big three-ring binder, and each drink had a long, whimsical paragraph associated with it, followed by a list of ingredients. This is a "Twice Worn Kilt," whose paragraph starts "Imagine your best friend's uncle, a Scotsman who finished third in our local 5K, holding court for six hours..." The drink has smoky Scotch, Evan Williams single barrel, saffron, grapefruit, sage, and tobacco bitters. Yes please