Once you pass under the Condom Tears Boat, you are now literally on the stage of the theatre. Metaphorically as well? Dali intended for this museum to be a wild ride. He said there are two kinds of visitors: those who don’t need a description, and those who aren’t worth a description. Perhaps I am pissing off Dali by writing anything here at all but I certainly assert to you: I know nothing and explain nothing! I just report what I saw.