So Brandon’s been on my case about how slow I am at writing blog posts. So I guess I have some catching up to do. Unfortunately, I’m pretty worn out and may have to trim things down a bit from what I’d originally imagined.
I wanted to highlight a few things about our last day in Siem Reap, since it was one of my favorite days of the trip so far. We began with a ride in an oxcart, and ours was one of the few that still retained its old wooden wagon wheels; it was a bumpy ride, but it felt kind of, you know, authentic. We got to see a lot of rural Cambodia that seems to be relatively unbothered by the country’s young tourism industry. With the humidity down in the 60% range (when compared to the previous days’ 90+% range) and the sun beaming in bright blue skies, it was wonderful.
I thought for sure that the oxcart would be the highlight of the day, but it just got better. We hopped aboard a longboat and started our way toward the Tonle Sap River. I wasn’t sold on the boat at first, but another tour member and I figured out that we could relax on the flat bow of the boat, where we could take in the scenery and the sun. Again, breathtaking. And again, it got better. We moved from our longboat into smaller flat canoes — two per boat — and were rowed around a large mangrove forest. Brandon has already that he and I both (independently, I may add!) thought this would be an idyllic setting for our ever-elusive wedding ceremony, and it certainly was breathtaking.
After all this fun, we spent a good deal of time in our hotel’s large, beautiful pool, where we also enjoyed Happy Hour with some of our tour group friends. Brandon & I then headed into the center of town for a really delicious dinner and some shopping. I’ll have to say here that Brandon described the area as pretty touristy because of all the neon lights. I guess it was, on some level, but I still found it to be fun and, in its own way, relaxing. I guess it felt like a beach town or something. The way beach towns felt before they all turned into Myrtle Beach. Anyway, the magnificent weather again factored into the “paradise” feeling of this last full day in Cambodia. And as a final note, we got to take a peek into a crocodile farm (there’s one next to the restaurant where we ate) and see a bunch of crocodiles and baby crocodiles settling in for the evening.
The next day found us bidding farewell not only to Cambodia but to our tour friends. It was sad leaving both, and I hope to keep in touch with those special people and my memories from those special countries. Our transition to Bangkok was easy enough, as Brandon has described. So far we can’t tell that there’s anything unusual going on. No one seems bothered by the “political unrest.” The tailor where Brandon went to get measured for his bespoke suit was having internet trouble because of the “shutdown” (sound familiar? National Parks??), but that’s it. Speaking of, that was an interesting experience. Very “hustle and bustle”-y, and I didn’t care for it much. I guess because it was a cramped, crowded little shop. I sure hope the clothes are worth it, but everything Brandon has read suggests they are.
On to today. Oh, the things I could write about today… It’s been overwhelming, I feel, in many ways. I’ll do the best I can to succinctly describe some of it. We started the day with a big Asian-hotel breakfast buffet, then while Brandon worked on the computer, I got a Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf beverage from the lobby and sat in the semi-outdoors lounge area waiting for him to show up. I waxed prosaic on the back of a receipt but didn’t really observe anything worth much of anything.
Anyway. Our big plan for the day was to head up to Ayutthaya, the island town that used to be the capital of Thailand and where you’re able to visit lots of temple and palace ruins. We got on a clanky, stuffy third class carriage and began the super slow journey there. It was made all the more pleasant by the Londoner seated across the aisle from us, who was very friendly and chatty and eager to share with us how much he loved America and his time living there. (”I overstayed my visa by about 4 years, 9 months,” he told us. INS wasn’t pleased when they figured this out, so the poor guy can’t come back the States for awhile. They put him on a 10-year “probation.”) Very interesting. I wish we’d gotten his name, at least.
Ayutthaya itself was crazy. There are a couple ways to do it, and the one we chose was cycling. We picked up some bikes from a roadside stand for the steep price of about $1.25 each for the whole day. None of them were great, and a few meters down the road, I realized that mine hiccuped every few rotations or so. Scared the crap out of me at first, but I decided I could live with it, as long as I didn’t accelerate too much. Of course, I’d forgotten who I was riding with (a man who waits for no man), and I often found myself up to several blocks behind him. Anyway, to get to the actual island, one must cross a bridge, and if one is on a bicycle, one must cross this bridge with all the four plus lanes of traffic (car, motorbike, etc.). It was terrifying. But I did it. It’s easier when you remember that people here are very used to driving with motorbikes and bicycles on the road, and sharing the road is very easy for all involved. My tin can of a bike didn’t boost my confidence much, but we made it.
The ruins were pretty cool. I like climbing all over them, myself. One in particular, though, will probably always stand out in my mind as the closest I’ve knowingly come to some odd horror movie kind of incident. In brief (well, as brief as possible), one the towers — called prang — in one of the ruins is intact enough that people can walk inside it. To do this, you walk up several sets of outside steps and steps, then you finally get into the prang. Once inside, you can inch your way up some small stairs to an “altar” kind of area, or you can inch your way down some even smaller stairs into a very narrow and cramped little space, supposedly which leads to an area adorned my ancient murals. Well, the two of us made our way inside and first went up. It was interesting enough, but it stank to high Heaven. Mostly, it smelled badly of pee. There was a little altar area set up in this upper chamber, complete with an offering of two tea cups. I couldn’t help but wonder if they contained pee instead of tea. Guess I’ll never know. But I digress.
As we’d been climbing around, I’d noticed a young Thai kid about 12 years old or so, kind of dawdling around. I’d encountered this at the temple ruins we visited in Cambodia on Friday: being followed by a Cambodian woman, trying to push some kind of herb on me, and if I’d taken it, she’d insist on telling my fortune for me for one dollah or perhaps two dollah. I ain’t no fool. I ignored her. My plan was to ignore this kid, too, but he never spoke to us. Instead, he wormed his way down the stairs into that narrow chamber and virtually disappeared. I hadn’t the faintest idea what was up, so I ignored him and checked out the view from the windows up top (trying to forget that pee smell). I finally decided to check out those downward stairs and maybe find the murals we’d read about, and I assumed the kid had gone to harass other tourists or… something. Anyway. Made it down the first set of frightening stairs. Felt cramped, and the pee smell worsened, but I was distracted by a next of baby birds (pigeons??) that was settled snugly onto a ledge near the stairs. Possibly the source of the smell, but still cute. I was determined to soldier on, though. Down the next set of cramped, stuffy, narrow stairs, which led me right to…
Well, I don’t even know. It sort of looked like, perhaps, a small doorway or cave-like entrance, but all I could see in it was that kid. Just freakin standing there like some kind of Thai child of the corn. I simply said, “Yep, there’s a person there,” and I turned and bolted back up those awful, stinky, cramped stairs. When I got back up to the main level of this tower, it felt like I’d come up for air after swimming to the bottom of a swimming pool’s deep end. I don’t know if it was heat or claustrophobia or the smell or that kid… but I was glad to be free of it.
Brandon, of course, is even more fearless than I am (okay, I am, typically, a pretty fearless person, despite how this account may make me appear to the contrary!), so he bounded on down there and disappeared. I was — I kid you not — already envisioning how this demon child had abducted him and begun offering him as a sacrifice to Beelzebub. Then he came be-boppin’ back up the stairs, unscathed. He didn’t mention demon-child but simply asked me if I’d seen the murals. I hadn’t, of course.
So that was that.
We also saw people riding on elephants, which was cool. And other ruins. And a huge golden Buddha. Then, after returning our rickety old bikes, we boarded a late, crowded 3rd class carriage back to the city. I stood up for a good portion of it and got to look out the train door, which remained open for the whole ride. It was pretty uncomfortable, but I did enjoy seeing a brilliant orange-yellow bonfire against the pink-and-purple sunset over some rice paddies. The whole day was worth it for that.
This evening saw us desperately wandering around Chinatown for some restaurants we’d hoped to try based on a pamphlet from our hotel. We never found them. We settled for street food, which we’d heard was unbeatable in this part of the city, and it was pretty tasty. Noodles, wontons, shark fin soup, pomegranate juice, and this doughnut things that come with some sort of papaya pudding to dip them in. We ended the day with a walk-in-off-the-street Thai massage (about $6.25 each for an hour), which I guess I wasn’t fully prepared for because they pretty much beat the crap out of you to make you more flexible. I was hoping for a little work on my sore ribs, but the guy (yes, guy) basically just popped a bunch of joints. I didn’t realize how ticklish I am, and I had to find to not burst into fits. That was also an un-relaxing aspect of it because the whole thing required a lot of mind-over-matter. No falling asleep here…
Final thoughts on our first full day in Bangkok: It’s a city. Lots of cool stuff, good food, interesting people. And it’s dirty and stinky. Phnom Penh was particularly dirty and stinky, too. I guess I notice it more here because we’re left to our devices more here. Wandering around and whatnot. It just… smells weird. What’s worse is that our hotel room smells weird, too. Stinky. Kind of like the backstreets. I’m not a fan. It’s a beautiful room, and I know we’re very lucky to be here. But it is making me appreciate my home and the town where I live even more!
Hmm. Well, so much for succinct. Also, it’s past midnight here, so forgive any typos. I am not about to go back and edit this monster.